diff --git a/hosts/epyc.nix b/hosts/epyc.nix
index 019c5a9..67025ab 100644
--- a/hosts/epyc.nix
+++ b/hosts/epyc.nix
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ in
     ../modules/iperf-server.nix
     ../modules/hypervisor.nix
     ../modules/hydra/coordinator.nix
+    ../modules/users/friends.nix
   ];
 
   networking.hostName = "epyc";
diff --git a/modules/users/friends.nix b/modules/users/friends.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8d5ea3f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/users/friends.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+{ ... }: {
+  users.users = {
+    ninjatrappeur = {
+      isNormalUser = true;
+      home = "/home/ninjatrappeur";
+      shell = "/run/current-system/sw/bin/zsh";
+      uid = 2000;
+      openssh.authorizedKeys.keyFiles = [ ./keys/ninjatrappeur.keys ];
+    };
+  };
+}
diff --git a/modules/users/keys/ninjaTrappeur.keys b/modules/users/keys/ninjaTrappeur.keys
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2dd6171
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/users/keys/ninjaTrappeur.keys
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAADAQABAAABAQClF9ko5u4zf0CEvleEeRbo9r6BMNgXEGO/rDNZOEHcKxVaeIi+/xF6ZQ5MZbcmH08lswq32hb1XwXg7Gk+ofUdEvCD/kC/vJijt7IFkardy6BNOSWQJLEf6/BpL3LzDQhi7iZXPF46VYoPVGHBh8fKQaAtOCrhbf/8JutfTwCglEztjoiQxY5b8OMfntjBSl6TJwZPJAoQllbJJz9q90sBetvqx6Y08eqIzsSZw6pznpvivRR+TSKU0EkVYS2y2zBAvPK6oyunj5zi01/FACT+Qn70dUkumZAvcPssbl0hCs/xDLgEL6hCEvoszodyMYVn7HS0KwfUlfiGdNUOFHIl
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIHzd1XAB7Pc8Tplur5iV3llOXtvlHru8pLtQlbvHzmt1
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIOE7oDtq+xt5RuvMigDZMeZQODFr5Otz6HCO8wnI80oo