diff --git a/flake.nix b/flake.nix
index 1c090cadf..79ac9caea 100644
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -96,6 +96,10 @@
       ];
 
       forAllSystems = lib.genAttrs systems;
+      # Same as forAllSystems, but removes nulls, in case something is broken
+      # on that system.
+      forAvailableSystems =
+        f: lib.filterAttrs (name: value: value != null && value != { }) (forAllSystems f);
 
       forAllCrossSystems = lib.genAttrs crossSystems;
 
@@ -282,99 +286,21 @@
           );
         };
 
-        pre-commit = forAllSystems (
+        pre-commit = forAvailableSystems (
           system:
           let
             pkgs = nixpkgsFor.${system}.native;
-            # Import pre-commit bypassing the flake because flakes don't let
-            # you have overlays. Also their implementation forces an
-            # unnecessary reimport of nixpkgs for our use cases.
-            tools = import (pre-commit-hooks + "/nix/call-tools.nix") pkgs;
-            pre-commit-run = pkgs.callPackage (pre-commit-hooks + "/nix/run.nix") {
-              inherit tools;
-              isFlakes = true;
-              # unused!
-              gitignore-nix-src = builtins.throw "gitignore-nix-src is unused";
-            };
+            pre-commit-check = import ./misc/pre-commit.nix { inherit self pkgs pre-commit-hooks; };
+            # dotnet-sdk_6, a nativeBuildInputs of pre-commit, is broken on i686-linux.
+            available = lib.meta.availableOn { inherit system; } pkgs.dotnet-sdk_6;
           in
-          pre-commit-run {
-            src = self;
-            hooks = {
-              no-commit-to-branch = {
-                enable = true;
-                settings.branch = [ "main" ];
-              };
-              check-case-conflicts.enable = true;
-              check-executables-have-shebangs = {
-                enable = true;
-                stages = [ "commit" ];
-              };
-              check-shebang-scripts-are-executable = {
-                enable = true;
-                stages = [ "commit" ];
-              };
-              check-symlinks = {
-                enable = true;
-                excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/symlink-resolution/broken$" ];
-              };
-              check-merge-conflicts.enable = true;
-              end-of-file-fixer = {
-                enable = true;
-                excludes = [
-                  "\\.drv$"
-                  "^tests/functional/lang/"
-                ];
-              };
-              mixed-line-endings = {
-                enable = true;
-                excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/" ];
-              };
-              release-notes = {
-                enable = true;
-                package = pkgs.build-release-notes;
-                files = "^doc/manual/rl-next(-dev)?";
-                pass_filenames = false;
-                entry = ''
-                  ${lib.getExe pkgs.build-release-notes} doc/manual/rl-next doc/manual/rl-next-dev
-                '';
-              };
-              check-headers = {
-                enable = true;
-                package = pkgs.check-headers;
-                files = "^src/";
-                types = [
-                  "c++"
-                  "file"
-                  "header"
-                ];
-                # generated files; these will never actually be seen by this
-                # check, and are left here as documentation
-                excludes = [
-                  "(parser|lexer)-tab\\.hh$"
-                  "\\.gen\\.hh$"
-                ];
-                entry = lib.getExe pkgs.check-headers;
-              };
-              # TODO: Once the test suite is nicer, clean up and start
-              # enforcing trailing whitespace on tests that don't explicitly
-              # check for it.
-              trim-trailing-whitespace = {
-                enable = true;
-                stages = [ "commit" ];
-                excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/" ];
-              };
-              treefmt = {
-                enable = true;
-                settings.formatters = [ pkgs.nixfmt ];
-              };
-            };
-          }
+          lib.optionalAttrs available pre-commit-check
         );
       };
 
       # NOTE *do not* add fresh derivations to checks, always add them to
       # hydraJobs first (so CI will pick them up) and only link them here
-      checks = forAllSystems (
+      checks = forAvailableSystems (
         system:
         {
           binaryTarball = self.hydraJobs.binaryTarball.${system};
@@ -382,6 +308,7 @@
           nixpkgsLibTests = self.hydraJobs.tests.nixpkgsLibTests.${system};
           rl-next = self.hydraJobs.rl-next.${system}.user;
           rl-next-dev = self.hydraJobs.rl-next.${system}.dev;
+          # Will be empty attr set on i686-linux, and filtered out by forAvailableSystems.
           pre-commit = self.hydraJobs.pre-commit.${system};
         }
         // (lib.optionalAttrs (builtins.elem system linux64BitSystems)) {
@@ -481,9 +408,10 @@
                       pkgs.buildPackages.meson
                       pkgs.buildPackages.ninja
                       pkgs.buildPackages.cmake
-
-                      pkgs.buildPackages.clangbuildanalyzer
-                    ];
+                    ]
+                    ++
+                      lib.optionals (lib.meta.availableOn pkgs.stdenv.hostPlatform pkgs.buildPackages.clangbuildanalyzer)
+                        [ pkgs.buildPackages.clangbuildanalyzer ];
 
                   src = null;
 
diff --git a/misc/clangbuildanalyzer.nix b/misc/clangbuildanalyzer.nix
index cee8a0d77..d73fa8bbb 100644
--- a/misc/clangbuildanalyzer.nix
+++ b/misc/clangbuildanalyzer.nix
@@ -25,6 +25,9 @@ stdenv.mkDerivation (finalAttrs: {
     maintainers = with lib.maintainers; [ lf- ];
     license = lib.licenses.unlicense;
     platforms = lib.platforms.unix;
+    # `long long int` != `size_t`
+    # There's no convenient lib.platforms.32bit or anything, but it's easy enough to do ourselves.
+    badPlatforms = lib.filter (plat: (lib.systems.elaborate plat).is32bit) lib.platforms.all;
     mainProgram = "ClangBuildAnalyzer";
   };
 })
diff --git a/misc/pre-commit.nix b/misc/pre-commit.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b287f3cec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/misc/pre-commit.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+{
+  /**
+    Path to Lix's source, normally the flake's "self" argument
+  */
+  self ? pkgs.lib.cleanSource ./.,
+  /**
+    Already instantiated Nixpkgs
+  */
+  pkgs,
+  /**
+    pre-commit-hooks source path, normally from the flake input
+  */
+  pre-commit-hooks,
+}:
+let
+  inherit (pkgs) lib;
+  # Import pre-commit bypassing the flake because flakes don't let
+  # you have overlays. Also their implementation forces an
+  # unnecessary reimport of nixpkgs for our use cases.
+  tools = import (pre-commit-hooks + "/nix/call-tools.nix") pkgs;
+  pre-commit-run = pkgs.callPackage (pre-commit-hooks + "/nix/run.nix") {
+    inherit tools;
+    isFlakes = true;
+    # unused!
+    gitignore-nix-src = builtins.throw "gitignore-nix-src is unused";
+  };
+in
+pre-commit-run {
+  src = self;
+  hooks = {
+    no-commit-to-branch = {
+      enable = true;
+      settings.branch = [ "main" ];
+    };
+    check-case-conflicts.enable = true;
+    check-executables-have-shebangs = {
+      enable = true;
+      stages = [ "commit" ];
+    };
+    check-shebang-scripts-are-executable = {
+      enable = true;
+      stages = [ "commit" ];
+    };
+    check-symlinks = {
+      enable = true;
+      excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/symlink-resolution/broken$" ];
+    };
+    check-merge-conflicts.enable = true;
+    end-of-file-fixer = {
+      enable = true;
+      excludes = [
+        "\\.drv$"
+        "^tests/functional/lang/"
+      ];
+    };
+    mixed-line-endings = {
+      enable = true;
+      excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/" ];
+    };
+    release-notes = {
+      enable = true;
+      package = pkgs.build-release-notes;
+      files = "^doc/manual/rl-next(-dev)?";
+      pass_filenames = false;
+      entry = ''
+        ${lib.getExe pkgs.build-release-notes} doc/manual/rl-next doc/manual/rl-next-dev
+      '';
+    };
+    check-headers = {
+      enable = true;
+      package = pkgs.check-headers;
+      files = "^src/";
+      types = [
+        "c++"
+        "file"
+        "header"
+      ];
+      # generated files; these will never actually be seen by this
+      # check, and are left here as documentation
+      excludes = [
+        "(parser|lexer)-tab\\.hh$"
+        "\\.gen\\.hh$"
+      ];
+      entry = lib.getExe pkgs.check-headers;
+    };
+    # TODO: Once the test suite is nicer, clean up and start
+    # enforcing trailing whitespace on tests that don't explicitly
+    # check for it.
+    trim-trailing-whitespace = {
+      enable = true;
+      stages = [ "commit" ];
+      excludes = [ "^tests/functional/lang/" ];
+    };
+    treefmt = {
+      enable = true;
+      settings.formatters = [ pkgs.nixfmt ];
+    };
+  };
+}