diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci.yml b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
index a9f6c5c..5280724 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -258,126 +258,6 @@ jobs:
             exit 1
           fi
 
-  run-steam-deck:
-    name: Run Steam Deck (mock)
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs: [lints]
-    steps:
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-      - name: Restore Github cache of Buildkite artifacts
-        id: cache-buildkite-artifacts
-        uses: actions/cache/restore@v3
-        with:
-          path: artifacts
-          key: buildkite-artifacts-${{ github.sha }}
-      - run: sudo apt install fish zsh
-      - name: Move & set executable
-        run: |
-          mkdir install-root
-          cp nix-installer.sh install-root/nix-installer.sh
-          mv ./artifacts/nix-installer-x86_64-linux-*/* install-root/nix-installer-x86_64-linux
-          chmod +x install-root/nix-installer-x86_64-linux install-root/nix-installer.sh
-      - name: Make the CI look like a steam deck
-        run: |
-          mkdir -p ~/bin
-          echo -e "#! /bin/sh\nexit 0" | sudo tee -a /bin/steamos-readonly
-          sudo chmod +x /bin/steamos-readonly
-          sudo useradd -m deck
-      - name: Initial install
-        uses: DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action@main
-        with:
-          local-root: install-root/
-          logger: pretty
-          log-directives: nix_installer=debug
-          backtrace: full
-          github-token: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-          planner: steam-deck
-      - name: Initial uninstall (without a `nix run` first)
-        run: sudo -E /nix/nix-installer uninstall
-        env:
-          NIX_INSTALLER_NO_CONFIRM: true
-          NIX_INSTALLER_LOGGER: pretty
-          NIX_INSTALLER_LOG_DIRECTIVES: nix_installer=debug
-          RUST_BACKTRACE: full
-      - name: Ensure `nix` is removed
-        run: |
-          if systemctl is-active nix-daemon.socket; then
-            echo "nix-daemon.socket was still running"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if systemctl is-active nix-daemon.service; then
-            echo "nix-daemon.service was still running"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if [ -e /nix ]; then
-            echo "/nix exists"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if [ -e /home/runner/.ci-test-nix-home ]; then
-            echo "/home/runner/.ci-test-nix-home exists"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-      - name: Repeated install
-        uses: DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action@main
-        with:
-          local-root: install-root/
-          logger: pretty
-          log-directives: nix_installer=debug
-          backtrace: full
-          github-token: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-          planner: steam-deck
-      - name: echo $PATH
-        run: echo $PATH
-      - name: Test `nix` with `$GITHUB_PATH`
-        if: success() || failure()
-        run: |
-          nix run nixpkgs#hello
-          nix profile install nixpkgs#hello
-          hello
-          nix store gc
-          nix run nixpkgs#hello
-      - name: Test bash
-        run: nix-instantiate -E 'builtins.currentTime' --eval
-        if: success() || failure()
-        shell: bash --login {0}
-      - name: Test sh
-        run: nix-instantiate -E 'builtins.currentTime' --eval
-        if: success() || failure()
-        shell: sh -l {0}
-      - name: Test zsh
-        run: nix-instantiate -E 'builtins.currentTime' --eval
-        if: success() || failure()
-        shell: zsh --login --interactive {0}
-      - name: Test fish
-        run: nix-instantiate -E 'builtins.currentTime' --eval
-        if: success() || failure()
-        shell: fish --login {0}
-      - name: Repeated uninstall
-        run: sudo -E /nix/nix-installer uninstall
-        env:
-          NIX_INSTALLER_NO_CONFIRM: true
-          NIX_INSTALLER_LOGGER: pretty
-          NIX_INSTALLER_LOG_DIRECTIVES: nix_installer=debug
-          RUST_BACKTRACE: full
-      - name: Ensure `nix` is removed
-        run: |
-          if systemctl is-active nix-daemon.socket; then
-            echo "nix-daemon.socket was still running"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if systemctl is-active nix-daemon.service; then
-            echo "nix-daemon.service was still running"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if [ -e /nix ]; then
-            echo "/nix exists"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-          if [ -e /home/runner/.ci-test-nix-home ]; then
-            echo "/home/runner/.ci-test-nix-home exists"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-
   run-x86_64-darwin:
     name: Run x86_64 Darwin
     runs-on: macos-12