diff --git a/modules/users/friends.nix b/modules/users/friends.nix
index 068f799..13cb774 100644
--- a/modules/users/friends.nix
+++ b/modules/users/friends.nix
@@ -46,5 +46,20 @@ in
         "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIPTVTXOutUZZjXLB0lUSgeKcSY/8mxKkC0ingGK1whD2 flokli"
       ];
     };
+    # Raito: Temporary account for jade, for benchmarking stuff.
+    jade = {
+      isNormalUser = true;
+      home = "/home/jade";
+      shell = "/run/current-system/sw/bin/zsh";
+      uid = 2004;
+      expires = "2024-04-01";
+      extraGroups = trustedFriendGroups;
+      openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
+        "ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAADAQABAAABAQDNldAg4t13/i69TD786The+U3wbiNUdW2Kc9KNWvEhgpf4y4x4Sft0oYfkPw5cjX4H3APqfD+b7ItAG0GCbwHw6KMYPoVMNK08zBMJUqt1XExbqGeFLqBaeqDsmEAYXJRbjMTAorpOCtgQdoCKK/DvZ51zUWXxT8UBNHSl19Ryv5Ry5VVdbAE35rqs57DQ9+ma6htXnsBEmmnC+1Zv1FE956m/OpBTId50mor7nS2FguAtPZnDPpTd5zl9kZmJEuWCrmy6iinw5V4Uy1mLeZkQv+/FtozbyifCRCvps9nHpv4mBSU5ABLgnRRvXs+D41Jx7xloNADr1nNgpsNrYaTh hed-bot-ssh-tpm-rsa"
+        "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIKYljH8iPMrH00lOb3ETxRrZimdKzPPEdsJQ5D5ovtOwAAAACnNzaDpzc2hrZXk= ssh:sshkey"
+        "ecdsa-sha2-nistp256 AAAAE2VjZHNhLXNoYTItbmlzdHAyNTYAAAAIbmlzdHAyNTYAAABBBO4idMfdJxDJuBNOid60d4I+qxj09RHt+YkCYV2eXt6tGrEXg+S8hTQusy/SqooiXUH9pt4tea2RuBPN9+UwrH0= type-a yubikey slot 9a"
+        "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIHGIBMfUypLctmorlRz9xIzXRgmtqDMxF5T5Fxy4JxNb root@tail-bot"
+      ];
+    };
   };
 }